A Bad Plan Well Executed

A BAD PLAN WELL EXECUTED
Doctor Who Fanfic and General Frolic

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Wizarding Logic

Sirius:
Hey Hagrid can I have my godson whom I was entrusted to look after by my best mate, his father?
Hagrid:
No, Dumbledore says you can't.
Sirius:
But, legally, I-
Hagrid:
No.
Aurors:
Sirius Black you are under arrest for the murder of twelve people and for being implicated in the murder of the Potters and for working for Lord Voldemort.
Sirius:
But, if you looked at my wand you'd see I didn't cast any-
Aurors:
No.
Sirius:
Why would I even betray James? He was like a brother to me. He showed me what was wrong with my upbringing, he took me in when I was disinherited, and he was the best mate I ever had. I am so upset about his death I am barely coherent.
Aurors:
Dumbledore says you did it.
Sirius:
But I was working FOR Dumbledore. Literally ask any Order member or Death Eater and they will tell you that Voldemort hated me.
Aurors:
You're going to wizard prison, motherfucker.

Tagged harry potter needs more lawyers

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I thought I’d lost you! Nah, not on a night like this. This is a night for lost things being found.

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Tagged remember that time the doctor cured a bunch of people by hosing them down with kool-aid and giving them hugs? I do it was great I'd totally be up for that action unfortunately in my reality hugging is like the number three cause of preschool plague right behind randomly licking doorknobs because why not and sticking fingers up other people's noses presumably because it's funny what was the point of these tags? idk something something time for a coffee chaser after all that cough syrup doctor who rose tyler tenth doctor